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The Phone was Off
Soon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was very rich and had no children of his own died and left him a lot of money, so he decided to set up his own real estate agency.
Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office.
“It must be my first customer” Dave thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country.
The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited politely for Dave to finish his conversation on the phone. Then the man said to Dave; “I am from the telephone company and I was sent here to connect your telephone”
Terjemahannya: Telponya Tak Tersambung
Segera setelah ia meninggalkan perguruan tinggi, Dave menemukan salah satu nya paman yang sangat kaya dan tidak punya anak sendiri meninggal dan meninggalkan Dia banyak uang, sehingga ia memutuskan untuk menetapkan atas agen real estat sendiri.
Dave ditemukan kantor yang bagus. Ia membeli beberapa perabot baru dan pindah in. ia hanya berada di sana untuk e beberapa jam ketika ia mendengar seseorang datang ke arah pintu kantor.
“Ini harus menjadi pelanggan pertama saya” Dave berpikir. Ia dengan cepat mengambil telepon dan berpura-pura sangat sibuk menjawab telpon penting dari seseorang di New York yang ingin membeli rumah besar dan mahal dalam negara
orang mengetuk di pintu sementara ini sedang terjadi. Dia datang dan sopan menunggu Dave untuk menyelesaikan percakapan telepon. Kemudian orang itu berkata kepada Dave; “Saya dari perusahaan telepon dan saya dikirim di sini untuk menghubungkan telepon Anda”

Notes on the Spoof’s Generic Structure
Orientation: Dave was a lucky man. He suddenly became a very rich man because of the death of his rich uncle who had no children. He inherited his uncle’s money.
Event 1: Being rich, he wanted to set up his estate company
Event 2: He had his new office. In his office, he pretended to be a very successful businessman. He acted as had an important client. He showed by making conversation on the phone.
Twist: The man whom he showed is a telephone technician. He came to Dave’s office to connect that phone